美国式教育

Desperate Housewives里的一段：Lynette 和Tom的儿子Parker找隔壁的一个stripper, offer her cash for sex...然后stripper告诉了Lynette。Parker放学回到家后，父母开始教育他：

Lynette: We hoped it would be another year before we had the parent-son conversation where we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex.
Parker: Oh, crap. She told?
Lynette: Yeah. You might want to pick a more discreet stripper next time. What were you thinking? We raised you better than that. Didn't we?
Tom: Yeah, we did.
Lynette: We did. So...what do you have to say for yourself?
Parker: I just really, really, really needed to have sex...
Tom: Three 'reallys' well, in that case. Here's a $20. Go back and try again.
Lynette: You are a 16-year-old boy. We understand your hormones are holding your brain hostage, but why would you think you would need to pay for sex?
Parker: Because I'm the only one who hasn't lost his virginity.
Lynette: Oh. First of all, we've seen your friends, and trust me, 'pimples','braces'and 'beam me up Scotty' are not gettin' any.
Parker: Girls don't look at me that way. It's never gonna happen. Parker很沮丧。。。
Tom: Hey! Knock it off! You are a great kid! You don't need to pay for it. In a few years when you're emotionally ready, you'll meet the right girl, and you will have tons of sex ... after you're married.
Parker: OK Dad ... sorry.